some friends are so jobless that they are merely interested about you status for all of dem who are fed up as what to keep as thier status message ....
i havve made some few funny status ::::::::

1. Low▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ High....turn the heat up if u dare
2. i m writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
3. "coming up next, right after this brief message."
4. is eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain .
5. is Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected .
6. is the epitome of excellence.
7. Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
8. is LOVING CAPS LOCK
9. is pretending to water the fake plants
10. is trying to get your attention with this damn message!
11. is ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ
12. esta practicando su espa?ol
13. Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(
14. So nowadays I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
15. I would not say that I am living in the fastlane, but I am experiencing life at a high rate of 60 WTF's per minute.
16. HEY, CUPID!!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
17. scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
18. if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
19. its time to party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!
20. ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀
21. ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll̲̅̅●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
22. ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡̲̲̲͡͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̡̡̡̲ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
23. uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ snɹıʌ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝʇɔǝɟuı uǝǝq ǝsןǝ ǝuoʎuɐ sɐɥ
24. slept on d keyboard!!! now i have QWERTY on my face!!!
25. is Loading ████████████ 99%
26. ¡ɥɔnoɔ ʎɯ ɟɟo ןןǝɟ ʇsnɾ ı ¡dɐɹɔ

Movies
Movies – a source of imagination and a treat to our eyes and ears , i like the movies that are lively here are some good movies which i feel that all my folks should watch before they die
U can actually see a lot of movies on online itself from various websites like http://www.freefullmovies.net/
Personally i have a great interest in the movies that have genre as thrillers,horror, survival and comedy
Shaun of the dead
Shawshank redemption
Zombieland
The last house
The perfect get way
The orphan
The others
Usual suspects
straight heads
the sixth sense
amelie
terminator 2

American Airlines
On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
Bacardi
Bacardi concocted a fruity drink with the name 'Pavian' to suggest French chic ... but 'Pavian' means 'baboon' in German.
Boots
On the label of Boot's "Children's" cough medicine - DO NOT DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
Braniff
When Braniff translated a slogan touting its upholstery, "Fly in leather," it came out in Spanish as "Fly naked."
Clairol
A hair products company, Clairol, introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that mist is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the manure stick.
Coca Cola
When Coca Cola was first introduced into China they named it Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect.
Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent: Ko-Kou-Ko-Le, which can be roughly translated as "happiness in the mouth." (have you seen what it can do to teeth?).
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles it says "OPEN OTHER END."

Colgate
Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
Coors
Coors the American brewer lost its fizz in Spain when their hip phrase "Turn It Loose" came out as "Get Diarrhea".
Dairy Association
The American Dairy Association's huge success with its campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention that the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"
Electrolux
Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American ad campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. But in America if something 'sucks' it means it is really bad.
Ford
Ford seemed to have a problem in Brazil where sales of the Pinto flopped. On investigation the company found out that Pinto was Brazilian slang for "tiny male genitals." Ford pried the nameplates off and substituted Corcel, which means "horse."
Fritos
On a packet of Fritos crisps - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
General Motors
"Body by Fisher", boasted the auto giant General Motors. "Corpse by Fisher" was how the Belgians read it.
General Motors
When General Motors introduced the Chevy Nova in South America, it was apparently unaware that "no va" means "it won't go." After the company figured out why it wasn't selling any cars, it renamed the car in its Spanish markets to the Caribe.
Gerber
When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the USA -- with a cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since many people cannot read!
Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC
In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off."

Marks and Spencer
Label on a Marks & Spencer's Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
Nytol
On the label of their sleeping aid - WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
Otis Engineering
When Otis Engineering took part in an exhibition in Moscow, a translator somehow managed to render a "completion equipment" sign into "equipment for orgasms".
Parker Pens
Parker Pens translated the slogan for its ink, "Avoid Embarassment - Use Quink" into Spanish as "Evite Embarazos - Use Quink" ... which also means "Avoid Pregnancy - Use Quink."
Parker Pens
When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." However, the company mistakenly thought the spanish word embarazar meant "embarrass." Instead, the ads said that "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant!"
Pepsi
Not to be outdone by Coke when Pepsi started a marketing campaign in Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come Alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."
Puff
Puffs tissues another US company tried to introduce its product, only to learn that "Puff" in German is a colloquial term for a whorehouse. The English weren't too fond of the name either, as it's a highly derogatory term for a homosexual.

Purdue
Chicken-man Frank Purdue's slogan, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," got badly mangled in a Spanish translation. A photo of Purdue with one of his birds appeared on billboards all over Mexico with a caption that translated as "It takes a hard man to make a chicken affectionate."

Rowenta
On packaging for a Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
Sainsbury
On a packet of their peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
Schweppes Tonic Water
In Italy, a compaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water!
Sears
On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
Sharwoods

When sharwoods launched its latest product range in the UK earlier this month, it promised the "deliciously rich" sauces based on a traditional northern Indian method of cooking would "change the way consumers make curry". So confident was Sharwoods that its new 'Bundh' sauces would be a hit that it backed the launch with a huge £6 million ($14.2 million) television advertising campaign.
What it failed to foresee was that "bundh" in Punjabi has an altogether less savoury meaning - the nearest English translation being, to put it bluntly, "arse".
Sunmaid
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
Swann
On a Swann frozen dinner - "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
Sweetcorn
Jolly Green Giant translated into Arabic means "Intimidating Green Ogre."
Tesco
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
Vicks
When Vicks first introduce its cough drops on the German market, they were chagrined to learn that the German pronunciation of "v" is "f," which in German is the guttural equivalent of "sex ."
Miscellaneous
A famous drug company marketed a new remedy in the United Arab Emirates. To avoid any mistakes they used pictures. The first picture was of someone ill, the next picture showed the person taking the medication, the last picture showed them looking well. What they forgot is that in the Arab world people read from right to left!

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market that promoted a visit by Pope John Paul II. Instead of "I saw the Pope (el Papa)", the shirts read "I saw the potato (la papa)".

In his entertaining book Native tongues (London: Panther Books, 1984), Charles Berlitz relates an incident involving Soviet Prime Minister Nikita Krushchev when he visited the USA and the UN. During an interview on US television, the interviewer using an idiom to indicate that he thought the Soviet leader's statements were not logical, said that Krushchev was 'barking up the wrong tree.'
Krushchev's interpreter had some difficulty finding an equivalent Russian expression and told Krushchev that the interviewer had said he was 'baying like a hound.'
Krushchev was not amused, and quite a bit of explanation was needed before the misunderstanding was cleared up and the Soviet leader regained his calm.

Ex Chancellor Helmut Kohl was famous for his mediocre English. Rumour has it that he once addressed Magaret Thatcher, the former British Prime Minister, with the words: "You can say you to me".

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

The most devastating and compelling argument in the world today is global warming. There is a huge melting of ice at the poles causing the level of sea water to rise. Several hurricanes have attacked the world in the past decades claiming lives of innocent people which are the acts of Global Warming. Well let’s take a break as this is not true. To prove it’s the entire global warming a swindle let’s see what exactly is Global warming.. The global warming is based on the fundamental assumption that the as content of CO2 in the atmosphere increases the temperature rises up and the ice core record shows exactly opposite so the most fundamental assumption of global warming is wrong .there is no direct relation that links the carbon dioxide with temperature but it is just the observation that is misinterrrupted, so its manmade global warming. The theory behind the global warming is a dressed up science, but it’s not the science, its propaganda. The theory of global warming was well supported by politicians, media and we are well convinced to believe it, and with propensity we indeed support it as well. Today global warming is a huge industry with various governments and several units like IPCC supporting it. The problem here is highly equivocal and misleading; it’s true that there is an incredible rise in level of sea water which points the atmospheric warming but it’s not true that the carbon dioxide released by the man made machines is responsible as they amounts to 056%. In fact the earth climate is always changing there were times when the temperature has gone to both the limits this was confirmed by the oceans scientists , the oceans give the evidence about the past temperature as they take hundreds of years for cooling and heating .Secondly the current warming as began long before man had cars or electricity . In the past 100 years the earth’s average temperature was raised only by the only a half a degree but most of the raise occurred before 1940 since then the temperature has fallen for four decades, this was the age when there was rapid industrialization called the post economic boom. Basically what is driving the earth temperature ,it’s the gigantic heating celestial body Sun ,the sun spots are intense magnetic fields the numbers of sun spots increase the solar temperature thus resulting in warming weather as during the ice age the sun had no spots and cosmic waves from the space have inverse relation with earth’s temperature, these waves are responsible for the formation of clouds .But the entire concept of global warming was politicalised as the energy on earth was limited .Industrialization was well established in the developed countries but what about the developing countries they are still at the infancy Its the westerners invoking the climatic disaster to hinder the vital industrial progress in the developing countries. It has evolved as the strongest force to prevent development. The developing countries are asked to use wind and solar energy as the source of electricity but these forms of energy is most unreliable and three times expensive than the conventional form of energy.
can a solar energy run a train of 48000mw from new york to washington?
This is not fair.

Yoh, let's talk about the Earth, really talk about survival
We can talk about the Poles where the cold is unrivaled
The Arctic, top of the world, got people and polar bears,
Antarctica, crazy penguins6 chillin’ down there

Miles and miles of ice and glaciers
But something ain’t straight with our polar neighbors

It’s a change in the climate, a change in the weather
It's heating up now but it’s not for the better.
See, the heat comes down from the Sun to the Earth
But now the heat can't escape, it just can’t disperse

Cos of carbon dioxide from power plants and factories
Cars and trucks, so much more than you can find naturally
So the Poles get warm, and the Earth gets hotter
All that necessary ice melts down into water


And the impact, the sad fact, is it can only escalate,
So – for real – we gotta act now, before it's too late...