status on your facebooks and your gmail

some friends are so jobless that they are merely interested about you status for all of dem who are fed up as what to keep as thier status message ....
i havve made some few funny status ::::::::
  1. Low▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ High....turn the heat up if u dare
  2. i m writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
  3. "coming up next, right after this brief message."
  4. is eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain .
  5. is Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected .
  6. is the epitome of excellence.
  7. Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
  8. is LOVING CAPS LOCK
  9. is pretending to water the fake plants
  10. is trying to get your attention with this damn message!
  11. is ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ
  12. esta practicando su espa?ol
  13. Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(
  14. So nowadays I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
  15. I would not say that I am living in the fastlane, but I am experiencing life at a high rate of 60 WTF's per minute.
  16. HEY, CUPID!!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
  17. scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
  18. if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
  19. its time to party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!
  20. ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀
  21. ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll̲̅̅●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
  22. ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡̲̲̲͡͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̡̡̡̲ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
  23. uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ snɹıʌ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝʇɔǝɟuı uǝǝq ǝsןǝ ǝuoʎuɐ sɐɥ
  24. slept on d keyboard!!! now i have QWERTY on my face!!!
  25. is Loading ████████████ 99%
  26. ¡ɥɔnoɔ ʎɯ ɟɟo ןןǝɟ ʇsnɾ ı ¡dɐɹɔ

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